To not do the two papers that are due on monday, I cleaned my room, swept the floor, put away all of my clothes, made my bed, washed all of the dog’s toys, washed the dog’s bed, changed the dog’s pads, mopped the floor where her pads were, washed the dishes, and made me something to eat.
I’m never gonna get these papers done :(
Its going to be Sunday night and that’s when my body will be like ‘what the hell are you doing why aren’t you doing those papers go do them now’ and I’ll just be like :(
We, Arlen and Lillian, swear under the Bro-oath Code of the Tumblee Society, that Arlen will:
- Write her research paper
- Study for psych
- study for history
- read Frankenstein
- read retarded ass book that history teacher chose (that faggot)
- and last but not least
- pass ALL finals.
I will not slack off. I will not miss another class for the duration of the semester (except maybe when Elissa comes for ‘finfest, and if I’m too drunk for Dolphy day to attend class.)
I have read, and agreed, to these terms and conditions. I am aware that it WILL be a challenge. However, I will work to and with the best [to the best, and with the best] of my abilities to follow every single law on this bro-oath contract.
(Lillian’s name is on this because she is the co-signer and ear-witness to this contract through our skype conversation. She will work to the best, and with the best of her abilities to make sure that I succeed.
Signed,
Arlen gdbjsk;agfdhjsa;ndsz (BCTS presidential seal)
Signed,
Lillian Mawfbrgjabehjrg
But she’s like stabbing me with her small little doggy whiskers lol. Wthh. Why am I even awake, I literally just dropped dead/asleep like 4 hours ago lol
I’m chillin in bed on the phone and on tumblr, just you know minding my own business and stuff, when the lights do this little flicker on and off. So I’m like omg what was that. Mind you, its soo windy outside at thde moment so all I have for background noise is the wind against my windows. So I shrugged it off and I am now on hold regarding the phone convo and that shit happens again ! So now we’re both freaked out. Especially me cause you know its in my house. I begin to think its my mother cause she does stuff like that but I dont hear her or anything so I pass that thought. So then its like the calm before the storm and everythings good when suddenly the lights turn on and actually stay on this time. So now I’m like terrified. I get out of bed just to properly confirm whether it was my mother or not, and I see that every other single light in the house is on too !! And I’m just like omgg those weren’t on before. And my mom is sleep so you know that really freaks me out. So I wake her up and she’s basically like ‘fuck is wrong with you man up bro gosh what a punk’. But then as I grew scarder and scarder, I concluded that oit actually was her who did that ! Like how you do that to your daughter though especially so late :( She’s so mean :( Scaring me and shit :(
And these two guys who aren’t necessarily old but aren’t quite young either and this chick enter through the staircase. So my skateboard is against the wall and one of the guys is like “ohh skateboard” and then I turn around and the chick is looking at me. So the guy is like “what you lookin at her for yo come on” and hes like “what you want that or something” As if I’m not in the lobby with them. And shes like “nooo” and he says “why she ugly” and I’m just here like for real though. So the chick is like “nah she cute but she young” so the guy proceeds to deny this and ask how old I am. Then he’s like “see youre only like what 20 something” and then I’m just done at this point but they already left and the guy is all like “lol ok then see you later”…. pretty random.
